The prospect of kicking off January with some freshly brewed Justified is the ONLY thing that keeps me going...

A huge part of the appeal of Season 5 HAS to be learning the recipe for the batshit, inbred, Floridian fucknut stew that could have produced a specimen like Dewey Crowe for yourself, right?

Ok, I'm obviously not at all acquainted with the intricacies of your romantic situation but please understand that I say this with love - YOU NEED TO SIT THAT BOY DOWN AND HAVE YOURSELVES A LONG ASS TALK 'BOUT WHAT REALLY MATTERS IN THIS LIFE.

Aw shucks, now you're just trying to make me blush ^.^ I'm sure you won't mind if I let a designated representative express my sentiments?

...wow...just wow...you have lived....and I know I am a terrible, TERRRRRIBLE person for sending you this but....well, I guess I'm beyond redemption -

So... some days you're a squealer, other days you're a soldier...Well, I guess that settles it -

You had a fractured knee. And you didn't know it.

I misspelled 'off'. YOU GOT ME SO EXCITED YOU MADE ME MISSPELL A THREE LETTER WORD. YA HAPPY NOW?!

You mean you actually manage to form a coherent line of thought and express it? Damn, you got some skillz

He's been on The Mindy Project? Dang, I have a lot of catching up to do. Thanks for the info. As a token of my gratitude, have these...

Well, it seems to have proven wildly successful in digging up the Justified fans on Jez. I was starting to think I was the only one!

Timothy Olyphant with fangs? Allow me to congratulate you on both the scope of your imagination and your clearly impeccable taste in television -

I can guarantee the pleasure was more mine than yours, honey ;)

ZOMG YOU GUYS!!! I'd almost deluded myself into believing I was the only Justified fan on Jez! I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE!

So... Geraldo Rivera voiced an opinion?

And now that I've FINALLY managed to re-calibrate my oxygen supply, here, have one of these as well -

Read the title and the whole article but...I just....I guess I just don't have the ovaries to press play.

I'd like to join in the revelry if I may...

You can keep the ginger beanpoles but GAIMAN'S NIGHTTIME REGALINGS ARE MINE, YA HEAR?!!

Honestly, I'm still not comfortable with the idea of Amy Poehler with Will Arnett! Don't get me wrong - Gob and Devin (am I spelling that right?) were two of my favourite characters on Arrested Development and 30 Rock but... I just feel like he must have messed up really badly to lose Poehler Bear, you know?…