THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INSTA-BRIGHTENING MY DAY XD

Wow, just.....fuck.

Poehler and Fey are basically taking over the NBC landscape, as they both have deals with the network to create multiple shows.

From the 'Oscar nomination shriek' story -

I DON'T CARE HOW PERFECT YOU ARE KERRY WASHINGTON

NO

Good to know. I'll bring the bourbon.

Look, I know he was singularly dickish but.....just look at how cute he is!

Sorry, I guess I'm just not cut out for this highfalutin', parenthetical subtext-y, reading-between-the-lines business but I'm sure the picture you painted was a lovely one, dear :)

Right? I can barely commit to expending the necessary effort on an ebay review, ffs.

A vision of partying in hell AND an Inferno reference?

Seconded.

THIS HAS BEEN MY CONCEPTION OF HELL FOR THE LONGEST TIME!

DANGIT, YOUR COMMENT JUST GAVE ME WHIPLASH

Non-violent, huh?

Hi, not meaning to snark in the least but I think you may have meant "...like his American takeover has been slightly underwhelming".

I swear every time I think I've managed to dig up all the Justified Jezzies lurking around here, another one shows up.

Ummm, a thousand apologies if I'm being more dense than I usually am, but shouldn't the phrase 'historic Plantation' have set off sirens and red flags all through her brainspace?

THIS IS WHY Y'ALL NEED TO BE WATCHIN' THE BRILLIANTLY WRITTEN JUSTIFIED ALREADY. FUCKIN ACES THE BECHDEL TEST WITH BOTH HANDS BOUND.

I have been waiting for the arrival of a female Doctor for the past seven years or so. And I was all set to be disappointed again this time around because I KNEW it just wouldn't happen. And then.....they crowned.....Peter Capaldi......