If he eats in a weird way, then will we know for sure that he’s the Zodiac Killer.

I’d gladly sign up to be given an opportunity to burn through $75 Million.

So, should we start a betting pool as to when he will be getting his own show on Fox News or Fox Business?

We’re all just watching his audition reel to be the right wing’s martyr of the week followed by his own show on Fox. Wash, rinse, motherfucking repeat!

True.

Everytime I see that gif, I think “you’re watching porn wrong, Bill. What the fuck?”

He had some kids help him.

He had his own version of the UN, only with supermodels.

So, your typical right winger whose idea of porn is Fox News.

I don’t really have much to add here. All I can is that I fucking love her.

That sounds like code for “he hates brown people as much as I do.”

Why women vote Republican is as baffling to me as LGBT people who vote Republican.

The media had little to no responsibility in the creation of Trump. He’s the product of 30 years of failed trickle down economics and Republican dog whistle. The difference now is that Trump turned the racial dog whistle into a fucking foghorn.

Donald Trump in ‘97 is not worth talking about. The only thing from ‘97 worth talking about is Wannabe by the Spice Girls. Because that goddamn song has not remained in my head for 19 years.

There was a whole fuck of a lot of things wrong with this movie. Ben Affleck was not one of them. Kudos, Batfleck, kudos. I look forward to your standalone Batman movie. Should the DC movie universe not be derailed by this trainwreck.

This movie made me excited for Suicide Squad, so there’s that. Also, it showed that Zack Snyder should NOT do a Justice League movie.

“Uniqueness?” I hate to break it to you Rush, but Ted Cruz is far from the only evangelical wacko over on your side.

As John Oliver put it “if you want to do something evil, hide it inside something boring.”

Well said. He’s about as charismatic and engaging as a damp kitchen sponge.

He lost all of those characteristics the moment he left his home country of Canada.