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Looking at the MSNBC chiron in the picture and all I’m thinking is that “thanks, Hillary” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as “thanks, Obama.”

“We’re gonna build a wall around Cinnabar Island. Fuchsia City will pay for it.”

Love that the woman in the photo is wearing an “only the best for children” t-shirt.

She’s much more eloquent than I could ever be. My response to purity culture is the Shakespeare quote “fuck off with your pious bullshit.”

Maybe. I’d hold off on breaking out the champagne, though.

The Lord of Light?

Remember that kid in high school whose dad would yell at the top of his lungs at every single football game? This is the inevitable conclusion.

I personally believe the one true god is Loki. Given how many examples there’s been over the years of God delighting in fucking with people.

Oooh! Is it time to play the false equivalency game? I fucking love this game!

To be fair, he could have gotten his orders from Old Testament God. Who is a gigantic douche.

Amazing!!

So, Shitter Cops are a thing? Holy shit!

Blatant bigotry aside, from a legal standpoint how are laws like this even intended to be enforced? Are there now gonna be Shitter Cops stationed outside of every restroom? Also, correct me if I’m wrong, but this sounds like government interfering with private enterprise. Don’t conservatives hate that? *cue sad

Trump once had a job as an engineer on the Death Star. He’s responsible for the destruction of Alderaan. Fact.

It’s because he’s completely responsible for what happened to the rabbits in Watership Down.

My favorite was when he read a letter from “Dick Pinch.”

We’re getting more and more confirmation of what I’ve believed for months: Cruz is WAY worse than Trump. At least Trump will destroy America quickly. With Cruz it will be a slow burn.

Fucking nightmare fuel!!

Cannot unsee!!!

Woman in crowd: what is your plan for women’s health?