I have nothing against Jesse Eisenberg, but Kevin Spacey totally should have been Lex Luthor again. He might have saved this movie the way he did Superman Returns.

I don’t wanna come across like I’m hating on DC, I don’t hate them (Batman is my all-time favorite superhero. I also love me some Green Lantern and Wonder Woman). They seem to have their wires crossed somewhere, the movie about the heroes is dreary, dull and humorless. While the movie about the villains looks bright,…

This might be an odd thing to say, but the fact that this movie isn’t very good actually gives me MORE hope for Suicide Squad. Is that weird?

Not to be that fucking guy, but I totally knew this wasn’t going to be a good movie. My question since I saw the trailer has been “will this be a boring trainwreck of a movie like Green Lantern or MOS? Or will it be a bafflingly glorious trainwreck like X-Men 3 or Superman IV?” Which is it?

Agreed. There can still be dumb popcorn flicks that have engaging characters and not just cool visuals.

DC just doesn’t seem to understand that superhero movies are very much allowed to be fun.

Step one: publicly embrace an unrepentant asshole. Step two: white about “death threats” and become a right wing hero. Step three: profit. Wash, rinse, fucking repeat! I maintain that he is the white male counterpart of Stacey Dash. Difference being that Stacey Dash was in a movie I fucking love (Clueless) and who…

Seriously, it’s like seeking political advice from Donnie Wahlberg, I mean what the fuck? I don’t even think teenage girls know who the fuck he is. I remember him briefly being a thing when I was like 8 or 9. I didn’t listen to his shit because I thought 98 degrees, Backstreet Boys and N’Sync were WAY better.

She looks like a hipster Daenerys Targaryen who decided to sell turquoise jewelry on the side of a ride in New Mexico.

I’m still banking on Trump choosing Joe Arapaio as his running mate because Trump 2016: the fuck with it.

I expect to see him crying over to Fox any goddamn day now.

He’s just BEGGING to be the right wing’s martyr of the week or get a show on Fox News. Either way, he gets some fucking attention. So, he’s already won. Another example of an irrelevant mother fucker using Trump to gain relevance.

He’s like a steampunk Rooster Cogburn.

Advertising for an upcoming hipster reboot of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly?

Yes. I believe it’s called “I’m the right wing’s martyr of the week.” It’s a bit wordy, but it gets the point across.

After reading his tweet, the first question that entered my mind was “so, when is the premiere date of his show on Fox News?” He seems to me like the white male counterpart of Stacey Dash. Big difference is though, Dash was in a movie I fucking love (Clueless) and I have very vague memories of Carter being briefly a…

I absolutely am. The Bernie or bust fuckers REALLY piss me off. I see that shit and I think “well, thank you very much, people, Donald Trump was just elected president.”

I don’t mean “fuck this election” as in I’m not gonna vote. I mean “fuck this election” as in Trump’s success is giving me a goddamn ulcer.

The Bible, The Secret. It’s all superstitious nonsense that encourages suspension of critical and rational thinking.

Bills like these are basically homophobic whack-a-mole, when one anti-gay bill gets dropped, another pops up.