Shelter Cat Update!

Hey Krispy, I’m so sorry that your son is not in a good place and that you have that agonising worry as a parent. And I’m so sorry that the shelter is treating you like this as I can understand how hurt you are . You are amazing with the kitties and the shelter are being idiots . I’m relieved that you are still able…

Thank you so much. I know what I do for the cats, but sometimes it helps to hear it from others, and tonight is one of those times. Many of you over the years have told me what the updates mean to you, and that makes my work at the shelter even more rewarding compared to a lot of the other volunteers.

My computer crashed and I lost Shelter Cat Update. I’ll have to start from scratch. This is especially hard because I talked about what happened this past week. I didn’t do my clean-and-feed shift today because it seems to be official - I have been terminated as a cleaner because of petty reasons. While I am still…

I have a kidney stone. *insert all sorts of ‘no please god’ sounds here*

Y’all, I think it might FINALLY be happening! Our son, his partner and their toddler might be coming from Oz to the US in late January or February. We have not met our precious granddaughter (our only grandchild) yet as she was born just after the pandemic started. She will be almost two when we get to hold her. I’m…

This Engelbert Humperdinck fellow seems like a real pill. 

John Waters?

Shelter Cat Update!

Someone, anyone, make Sinema stop, please. She is clearly one of the crazies from Bid Box that saw the eldritch horrors (and lived!), and lives only to bring about pure chaos for everyone else who has yet to see the future that clearly our rich and powerful have seen (and are actively preparing for).

Keep punching up until you reach the peak.

I actually hope Olivia and John made it work, and then add a third named Newton.

I’ve spent all of my adulthood being so happy that I didn’t have to be a teenager in the time of social media and camera phones. Being a celebrity just levels that up a million times.   The worst thing I ever had to worry about was running into a cousin at a drunken bonfire in the woods or at a bar in the college town…

... you mean Adam Devine from the Pitch Perfect movies where he sings a whole lot?

I certainly hope so. The Cancun bit last year was priceless.

Shelter Cat Update!

If food stays on the floor for more than five seconds, it means your dog’s getting old.

Wife poops in the master bathroom. I poop in the hall bathroom. Guests can poop downstairs. All parties are happier with this arrangement.

Darwin pupdate:

I would highly recommend everyone listen to Conan‘s latest podcast episode with Melissa McCarthy. She’s an absolute gem and a unique voice in comedy.