This Engelbert Humperdinck fellow seems like a real pill. 

John Waters?

Shelter Cat Update!

Someone, anyone, make Sinema stop, please. She is clearly one of the crazies from Bid Box that saw the eldritch horrors (and lived!), and lives only to bring about pure chaos for everyone else who has yet to see the future that clearly our rich and powerful have seen (and are actively preparing for).

Keep punching up until you reach the peak.

I actually hope Olivia and John made it work, and then add a third named Newton.

I’ve spent all of my adulthood being so happy that I didn’t have to be a teenager in the time of social media and camera phones. Being a celebrity just levels that up a million times.   The worst thing I ever had to worry about was running into a cousin at a drunken bonfire in the woods or at a bar in the college town…

... you mean Adam Devine from the Pitch Perfect movies where he sings a whole lot?

I certainly hope so. The Cancun bit last year was priceless.

Shelter Cat Update!

If food stays on the floor for more than five seconds, it means your dog’s getting old.

Wife poops in the master bathroom. I poop in the hall bathroom. Guests can poop downstairs. All parties are happier with this arrangement.

Darwin pupdate:

I saw Jennifer Coolidge in most of the Christopher Guest movies and thought she was always the funniest part (along with Fred Willard). It was only many years later I learned she got famous for playing Stifler’s mom. 

I used to call it “Lil Stomach Seizures”. To be fair that is technically incorrect as it caused big ones in my gut after eating it.

I really want to just sit with her and gab over drinks.  She has to have the best stories!

I would highly recommend everyone listen to Conan‘s latest podcast episode with Melissa McCarthy. She’s an absolute gem and a unique voice in comedy. 

Jennifer Coolidge Is Goddess!!!

What I want to know, maybe better legal minds than mine can explain it to me, how is this law not a HIPPA violation?

Nah, if it looks like Andy is threatening the monarchy itself (as opposed to just being an embarrassment to it, like now) then he’ll be given the Eddie VIII treatment. England’s parliament will take time out from dealing with whichever the most recent Brexit debacle it is dealing with, to slap together some sort of…