I love that you visit and then give us the kitty tea!

Shelter Cat Update!

I think I'm blaming myself because I don't know what's going on and I don't know what to do for her. And I need for her to be okay. You're right, she'll hopefully settle. 

So my cat Blanche seems determined to end it all by jumping off the balcony to her death. IDK what’s gotten into her little kitty brain, but she’s done it twice, and now when the balcony doors are open, she has to live behind a tall pet gate with the gate closed. Or we close the doors, but we live sorta close to the…

That place looks cozy and adorable. Can we start a Jezebel commune?

It took basically all week but I repainted my front door. I think the pictures are gonna get kinja’d

Clearly.

I think they said they have proof it was created by Leah Remini.

Over/under Cruise thinks covid was created by Xenu?

I am 100% here for threads like this. Thank you, Jezzies. 

So you took a lichen to them?

I can never hear the words “Queen Mary” without thinking of this:

This is EXACTLY what I thought when I heard he was blogging. Jared, wanting to protect the world from Trump’s brain (and, more importantly, stop the ceaseless ongoing humiliation) created him a Word document and then got some tech-competent flunky to wire Clippy to write canned MAGA responses.

Lichens, especially, can be INCREDIBLY long lived. Like, centuries sometimes. So a literal growth on a rock has more stick-to-it than Dump.

“... After just under a month online, the Washington Post is reporting that Trump’s blog is no more due to poor readership...”

But Tobias is ok, right?

“These historians appear to me to be pushing to find the true historical facts. Based on her own words, many will conclude she is trying to push an agenda, and they will assume she is manipulating historical facts to support it. If asked about it, I will have to be honest in saying I agree with the historians.”

There’s really not much of anything here. The headline and the beginning of the story made it sound like Erin from The Office was burning crosses and shit. Nope, she attended some corny debutante ball thing that has a racist past. Most of the US has a racist past.

Not from a “religion” which forces families to disconnect from each other if one of them does something to harm it.