It seems flat out dangerous. If there’s any place this guy should not be processing a lifetime of trauma both received and given, it’s on fucking reality TV.

I think even a “bless your heart” is a bit mild for someone who not only invents a weird incest scenario, but fixates on the victim in that scenario as the driver and manipulator.

Bobby Finger was peak Dirt Bag (and Midweek Madness).

I once saw a rat gnawing on the carcass of a dead rat in a subway tunnel. Not sure why that memory is coming back to me at precisely this moment....

Woof, I am surprised by the John Mulaney divorce - especially as the Page Six article makes it seem like it was a surprise to Anna.

Needs more CAPS.

Woof, I am surprised by the John Mulaney divorce - especially as the Page Six article makes it seem like it was a surprise to Anna. All my love to one of my favourite comedians.

Normally I like a mature man, but I must dispute that Ben Affleck has grown hotter in the past decade.

This is a bad, terrible, no good idea. Ben Affleck is a self destructive man who wore out the patience of even saint Jennifer Garner. It will burn hot and flame out when the reality of holding up a man through life hits. 

Shelter Catstravaganza!

I had an elderly lady at church tell me about doing this and damn if it didn’t work like a charm. Like the old saying goes , if it’s dumb but it works it’s not dumb. 

It might have re-entered already!

I just filled 15 8-oz containers with instant pot chicken stock and stuck them in the chest freezer. That’s like cooking.

Two good things happened yesterday:

Good, real white bread is worth it. Just cut out the grocery store crap and you’re fine.  We’ll all go over to Cheers Pink Ears!’ house and eat like kings.

We bought a car!

What’s everyone been up to? I made bread, of course. Last year was supposed to be a big celebration of the 400th anniversary of the Mayflower crossing, and for some reason, even though we’re in Connecticut, not Massachusetts, the state baking competition at all the fairs was going to be a historic bread recipe, Plimoth…

And covered up the many rapes of her 70s Show co-star.

Yeah, about that...I am not so sure that people are in mystery, Laura.

I was ruthless. I took some scissors and snipped off the tip of the pacifier nipple. After a couple of days, I snipped off a little more, and then a little more, etc. After each reduction, my daughter would take it out of her mouth, look at it, then pop it back in, but when we got down to a really low point, she just…