When I used to work in an office (in the Before days), one of the TVs in the break room was set to whatever channel they show up on. Whenever I saw them, I always figured he would be the one to cheat on her...

Agree. I fail to see the charm of someone whose personality is 100% Annoying All the Time Look at Me Look at Me Look at Meeeee!

Harvey during his thyroid balancing treatment was Mister Picky Pants, since he was so finicky about eating.

Her hair looks really nice.

Well we have Davey but then we got Missy, so Davey became Mister.

Masie is Mazel Tov, and Pumpkin Andy was The Vomitous Feline.

How often do you find yourself calling your cats my knicknames vs. their real names?

Love John Cusack - Say Anything, Grosse Pointe Blank. High Fidelity was not his best work - bland heroine.

helter Cat Update!

I am so sorry. I too don’t have much to offer on advice as I’ve never dealt with Alzheimer’s but I have had to deal with sudden cognitive decline when my mom was sick with cancer. She was septic due to her kidneys shutting down and having CDIFF ... once that was under control her cognitive functions returned. Have…

I work at a bank.

I have nothing to offer in the way of knowledge or experience—my mother may be in the early stages of some sort of cognitive decline but we are still looking at possible physical/treatable things and getting frustrated because she had a shitty doctor and now has no doctor and she’s on a maybe six-month wait list for a…

Any Jezzies out there with parents suffering with Alzheimer’s? We checked my dad into a psychiatric hospital program for seniors 10 days ago suffering from what we thought was a manic episode that had devolved into delirium (he’s bipolar). We thought they could get him stabilized and he’d come out his version of…

Since I have more PTO in this new job than I have ever had before, and I no longer have to scrape and save my days for holidays, illnesses, and family emergencies, I took yesterday off just to have a day off. The hammock and stand I had ordered for my balcony came in, so I spent part of the night before assembling it…

Yes, she is next level thirst. I feel sorry for J Lo, and I was applauding the breakup because I don’t think she should allow this indignity. (I buy it happened, but what do I know!) I read rumors on @bravo&cocktails that they are dragging it out to later split up more amicably so it looks more dignified, but that…

Madison is beautiful, mean, and unbelievably thirsty. Her flying to Florida “to fuck a baseball player” was discussed at the Southern Charm reunion on Bravo primetime. A Rod is a hound. Ain't no mystery here.

Religion is a stupid front for horrible people to pretend they’re not horrible and be pious about it

Christian boarding school?!?

The woman has strong Sarah Huckabee energy.  They both channel the “dead-eyed church bitch” look.