Vice President Mike Pence is reportedly “done with Trump’s bullshit.”

He’s the living human embodiment of that pilar cyst featured on this fine website last week. 

Donny Two Times!

Elect once, impeach twice.

“I’ve done twice as much of this peach-eating they’re talking about as any other President in history.  Look it up.”  - Trump

Getting elected once and impeached twice is quite an accomplishment, you got to admit. 

Nerds!

I think he really believes that seeing all those worshipers (that’s what they are) would make the old money twits finally realize how wrong they were about him and want to be his friend. It’s basically the dream of a an eleven year old who fantasizes about how Harry Styles will fall instantly in love with her when…

I rewatched Confessions of a Shopaholic again recently (don’t judge) and would agree. I forgot how fun she is.

I second your vote - she’s the first person that popped in my head.

Also Bardem as Desi??? Absolutely. not. unless he suddenly gets a smaller head and face (not knocking him overall - find him pretty attractive, but he is not nearly as dainty and peppy as Desi was)

Nicole Kidman as Lucille Ball? Absolutely no! Kidman does what she’s good at; cold, uptight, victims. And she’s good at it. Playing women as funny and vibrant as Lucille Ball is way beyond her range. They need a comedian to play Lucille. 

Village people rejects!

The Viking Furry.

‘He doesn’t like low-class things’

I don’t think Trump realizes he’s the McDonald’s of rich* people.

It is seriously the best thing I’ve read in a long time and it explains Trump in a nutshell. Massive but fragile ego, the chip on his shoulder about being trashy new money that will never be accepted by the actual East Coast elite, the fact that he has millions of followers but that’s not enough because they mostly…

“The adviser told me that Trump expressed disgust on aesthetic grounds over how ‘low class’ his supporters looked. ‘He doesn’t like low-class things,’ the adviser said ...”