Where does My Own Private Idaho Keanu show up on this list?

Here is why: You mix a bag of candy corn with a jar of salted dry roasted nuts and put them in bowls around the house.

I second this.  However, you need to take into consideration that I would watch Maggie Smith eat a soft boiled egg. 

I love Adam Driver’s work in general (I never watched Girls, and only saw one of the Star Wars films -mwhich I wasn’t seeing for him, but many of his other works).

I understand what you are trying to say here, but it is not that black and white. I live in Nebraska. We have one HEAVILY democratic district (Omaha), and one moderately democratic (Lincoln). The rest of the state? Red as a monkey’s ass.

Why does every post have to mention Taylor Swift, Lohan or Britney?  I don’t know why they had to be brought into this post except for clicks.  

You continue to be awesome, and you need to copywright that cat yoga picture.  It is sublime.  The curve of the tail just makes it right. 

Jeezus, I thought this album had been out for months.  I guess I got another 2 months of Taylor non-stop on this site. 

I am sorry NE is not on this list.  This state is shit, but we do abortions (I am one of them way back in 1987) and I would do whatever I could to help those that need that vital health care service.  

Umm, what part of this was he surprised at (as your headline claims)? He seems to have known about this for years and is continually amused.

I’m an old an greyed out for reasons unknown, but I really need an answer to a question:

Example 569,476,601 of why there is no god.  See also:  Kardashians, Mitch McConnell, Crocs, and all things Trump. 

Seconded.  I thank the place on the technology curve in which I was brought up.  I cannot fathom what would have happened had I had a cell phone at 14.  My gawd. 

We can only hope. 

Nick Cannon sounds like an incredibly insufferable frustrating co-parent person.

Jennifer Aniston was great in this movie.  Even better in her scenes with John C. Reilly.  She has dramatic chops, but she is so fucking good at comedy it is hard for folks to accept it. 

There is no universe where a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel happens without Robin Williams.

Thank you. For all health care workers, I am sorry my BIL and his family are fucking idiots and are subjecting you to this horror. I have tried and will continue to try, but jeezus you guys are amazing.

You should have saved the photo albums. Whatever you feel now, but it doesn’t change the past, and I hope you do not regret throwing them away down the line.

That was a very good boy, and not a goblin.  He is a glorious goblin.