“For some reason, the issue of nazis has become a paramount issue for the Jews” - Mike Pence at a Nuremberg nazi rally 1936

“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

“Nam aliquam causam, et facti sunt exitus Wisigotharum est eamque intimam secum fert ut civium exitus.” Imperator Pence, 410 

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

“For some reason, this issue of Native Americans has become a paramount issue for General George Armstrong Custer.” - Lt. Mike Pence, at the outbreak of the Battle of the Little Bighorn

“For some reason, this issue of smallpox has become a paramount issue for the Natives.” Colonist Pence, 1616

“For some reason, this issue of icebergs has become a paramount issue for the passengers.” Captain Pence, 1912

“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945

Full disclosure: I have no love for Comey. Beyond the issues raised in this latest story, I believe he put his thumb on the scale of this election with the two “Clinton letters”. I believe that he will not be remembered kindly by history as a result.

He’s not on anyone’s side. He has a (somewhat well-deserved) image as a man of integrity. Unfortunately, like many so-called men of integrity, he bought into that hype about himself, and let his self-image as a man of integrity overwhelm his decision making process. So in order to protect his self-styled image, he…

He got outmaneuvered by both the far-right, who is who he was reacting to, and the Russians (particularly Russian intelligence), who fed him a document he couldn’t disprove without risking intelligence assets and methods.

Yeah, I don’t envy the decision Comey had to make here. He had an investigation that he didn’t believe should continue, but he knew that if he followed protocol and let DOJ terminate it, that would create a political firestorm...and that the Russian intel would make it worse, but that he couldn’t discredit it.

And by “other factors” he means Rudy Giuliani. Keep watching - he’s the one who orchestrated this.

Congratulations! No more jr. has one year left, with a 4.0. I am so excited and proud. I question how he got to such a good place, because I don’t even feellike an adult yet. Still, he is ready and schools want him, despite us having no $$$ to give. it feels so good...

If Jr. Penguin plays games online I guarantee you that’s where he picked it up. But 4.75 GPA is amazing! Good for him and good for you guys! Full scholarship, woot!

If I could have a nickel for every time I heard a pimple faced basement dweller yell “salty” over Xbox Live I’d be a millionaire. Just a heads up, there is a community of bro’s who loooooove that term.

Jesus. Who let that asshole out of the country?

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