Awntcare. Love her best.

Or you could just use crescent rolls in the tube? Philistine, I know lol

Blake Shelton isn’t exactly sure why Gwen Stefani digs him so much.

*Mic drop*

“I am disappointed with how he spent so much time trying to appease people who hated his guts”

Donald Trump: orders women to pee on a mattress.

Cake is dead! Long Live Pie!

A few years ago, I said I thought it would be awesome to live long enough to see an apocalypse.

I wasn’t even baked and had to scroll through the comments to figure out what I was missing.

God bless you. Baked and clueless.

Congratulations to her!!!!

FINALLY the contemporary disco/high fantasy mash up I have been waiting for!

Katy. Katy, I admire your pettiness.

Synchronize Swatches!

EXCELLENT. This is the first time I’ve seen Bill doing this “in the wild.”

Given her age....this baby was most likely very much planned, organized, arranged, facilitated, assisted; medical troops were brought into play is what I’m saying.

You are 100% correct and I salute you.

This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.