Oh agreed wether Jenna is involved or not they clearly have a steam engine rolling. I really believe it’s only a matter of time.

When do these people start going to jail?

Your commitment to express how much you don’t like her is the funniest thing I’ve read so far today. Like you go all in with: “fucking”, then say, “dislike” instead of loathe, hate, despise, etc as one may expect. It really heightens the emotional rollercoaster we are on as a country. I love you, man!

So, is she head of the department of subtly sexiness according to trump?

One of my eighth graders came up to me today and said, “Mr. P., I saw Trump at the wax museum.”
Me: “Oh?”
Eighth grader: “Yeah. <leaning in closer, whispering conspiratorially> His hands really are that small.”

Yes yes yes. These dumbasses thought Obamacare was something different from the ACA and now that they have learned it’s the same fucking thing, suddenly it’s “don’t take away my healthcare!” They were fine taking it away from the mythical lazy negroes and Mexicans, though, of course.

This bill is not a health insurance bill. It’s a budget bill. If they were to add anything in there about buying across state lines, there would be a different set of committees and it would have to pass with 60+ votes. So, they narrowed it to the budget elements so that is would only need a simple majority. This is…

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President Obama looks sexy af post-vacay and I aint even shy about it, lol.

What exactly does it say about me that I did in fact click on this story, knowing I would have to look at multiple horrible close-ups that made me gag, and am still commenting on it?

Yeah, I noticed that. When you consider Steve Bannon’s (patently, absurdly false) claim that more than two-thirds of tech CEOs are Asian ethnics, it becomes pretty obvious that this Administration despises all sorts of non-whites—but especially the ones who have been most economically successful. What’s…

If it’s one of those hyper-painful, sub-cutaneous ones - the miracle cure is Vick’s VapoRub. Just rub it on. It works overnight.

I love this! Good job, fellow penguin! ❤

I’d ask Nasa ;)

Interesting, I thought this was more of a “Chad” kind of move.

Damn it Kevin! I hate that fucking guy.

In Toronto, men who work in finance are literally the worst. Not because of their attitudes but rather that you can smell their sense of inadequacy from a mile away. They want you to be impressed so much. It’s sad and it’s often made worse by their consumption of copious amounts of liquor/coke.

1) the right “response” to the bull statue should be a cow statue, preferably straight out of Cow Parade.