penguinlust
PenguinLust
penguinlust

Ask and ye shall receive.

Two of my siblings are much younger than me, and about ten years ago while I was visiting/babysitting, I cooked up some Annie’s mac & cheese for lunch (I even got the orange cheddar kind, because I knew this would happen. They’re used to Kraft, but I wanted Annie’s, and I’m the grown-up here), and they just refused

Josh Brolin, you did not deserve Diane Lane.

I have a huge daybed/couch but my cat’s uncompromising desire to sit in the middle of it means I’m on the verge of falling off. Hold me, SNS.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

It’s something so basic it should be taught to 12-year olds. Along with ‘how to spot when someone might be poisoned’ and ‘how to spot when someone might have a concussion’.

Oh that’s so sweet. Grandparents are so special.

I love this story. I visited my grandfather every day - we were best friends. When my photos from my doctoral ceremony arrived, my grandfather was actively dying and couldn’t speak anymore. I brought one to show him anyway. He kissed the photo, which was more than anything he could’ve said.

I am so sorry about your husband. My grandmother had a stroke 5 years ago. She went from perfectly healthy and living on her home to basically nothing. She spent 8 months living in a nursing home a shadow of herself until she passed. It was the worst year of my life so far. I was trying to buy a house at the time and

I’m so sorry. I can only imagine your struggles. I’m glad your husband got quality care and the return of some of his functions.

Yeah, this is not going to work.

It’s pronounced “Gi-na.”

Goodness, hope your husband has recovered. My grandfather suffered a massive stroke and sadly passed away soon after. He was a hoot. He had a prosthetic leg and used to bet people he could dance with one leg on the floor and one on the ceiling. They’d take the bet and he’d take his leg off and hold it up the ceiling

As a public service, in case of a real stroke remember this: FAST

I think Kellyann and Cory got confused the way my dog does when I ask “who wants a treat?” and then hide the biscuit. He eventually ends up licking his butt. I think it’s comforting.