Her nose, or my commentary on her nose?

I don’t presume anything. The text says they will “direct” them to DHS-VINE. It says nothing about being advocates and walking them through what I am sure is a convoluted, complicated and confusing system. The statement “The VOICE office will use ICE’s community relations officers as a local contact to help victims…

She’s full of shit. And if she really wanted to help her career she would do something about her nose. There is always the Jennifer Grey risk, but word on the industry street is that is a major reason she can’t move up the chain (plus, she’s not very good, but that doesn’t typically matter in Hollywood).  

I visibly shudder when I hear that word and/or see a commercial for her garbage pet food. Great that there are carrots and peas in a carnivore’s food. I didn’t realize that wild dogs/feral cats were so into high fiber diets.

I read the fact sheet. And it says:

This has presented me with an existential crisis that I never thought would happen. And Sherwood Schwartz help me, I am team Brady.

But if you call an attorney (because you are rich), rather than Carry Guard, how will they be able to use these poor, frightened, fighting for their lives “victims” as propoganda to continue the NRA lobbying?

A thousand stars. This”hotline” is designed only to capture “stories” that can then be used to “support” the Trumpian agenda. They can offer no help, only information, so what are they offering that local police, google searches and community outreach programs can’t? Nothing. Other than stealing your data like a…

Props for the Schitt’s Creek gif. Love that show.

I am giggling uncontrollably at this and I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Nope. Totally normal. Happens to me all the time. At least that is what I tell myself.

This is Grade A, triple prime, Kobe, vintage aged beef. And it is DELICIOUS.

I am more than familiar with the tube rolls and enjoy them frequently. Thought I might be extra fancy this weekend.

My fried lasagne sandwich will give your fried spaghetti sandwich a run for its money. Let’s sign up for a marathon, carb load, then watch Netflix and drink as they run by.

This. A Croissant is a sheet of puff pastry cut and rolled upon itself to create the traditional shape. This is the same thing, just not rolled. I don’t shop at Walmart, but if I came upon such a thing I would in fact fill it with eggs, bacon and cheese and eat the shit out of it. In lieu of that, Pepperidge Farm…

And it will be a glorious fire. The biggest fire. Only the best fire. And I will rejoice (and weep - cause this is our countries leadership).

This Shade Court resulted in a spirited conversation in our house educating our 18 YO son on Kissinger, his history and significance. His response at the end of the lesson? “Kissinger owned him.”. I love my son.

Choosing not to have a child is the most unselfish thing you could do. Don’t want one? Dont’ have one. I wanted one. ONE. I had ONE. And now I am done. How awesome is it that we can CHOOSE to have none, one, two, a litter (Duggars, not recommended).

You know me. And that pie is glorious.

Oh, you know. And it is your love for pie. Fuck cake.