GLORIOUS! I cannot wait. Casting perfection.

Word.

Oh for fucks sake.

I would like Jezebel to start a tag called “Moments of Joy”. This would qualify. No politics, no judgement, just moments in time of people truly enjoying whatever experience they are part of. Sometimes you just gotta see someone having fun. letting go, and being present and joyful.

Godfather III Andy Garcia. Yummy.

Ahead of and behind Mr. Langer were voters who did not look as if they should be allowed to vote, Mr. Trump said, according to the staff members — but they were nonetheless permitted to cast provisional ballots.

We need a real time tracker of executive orders (going back at least 4 administrations) to illustrate the progression. It won’t be long before he is way beyond previous administrations.

Mindy is correct and a goddess. A brown goddess. The Donald must hate her.

Am I hallucinating (totally in the realm of possibilities), but wasn’t it the republicans that were decrying how many executive orders that OBAMA (emphasis their’s) signed?

Not a scotch fan (my dad is VERY disappointed in me), but I’ve got Bacardi 151 and a 12 pack of Diet coke in my backpack. Maybe I’ll bring him along and you will feel pity on a 69 YO prostate cancer survivor and let him sniff the JW Blue stopper while sipping on a neat JW Red.

I am perplexed that a publication is questioning if she has extensions, etc. Jeezus, are they new? Do they not get how hair in Hollywood works? By default I assume that no Hollywood hair is real and is enhanced in some way.

Can I come to your house next Tuesday? I am in desperate need of a night like that.

That is tragic. I don’t know what it is with Golden’s and cat’s, but they have an innate kinship that I cannot comprehend.

It’s amazing how that works. One second I am doing dirty, dirty things to Andy Garcia in my dreams, the next I am throwing the Queen Nefertiti in the tub. 

But do they pull you out of a dead sleep with the hairball noise so you have to vault them off the bed then clean up the hairball puke at 2am because your disabled husband can’t necessarily navigate around the fallout in the morning because his meds make him sleep like a baby? Asking for a friend.

She was not from Georgia, but she was a Dang Good Dog. Queen Nefertiti the Cat still hasn’t figured out how to get through the day without her. They had a weird relationship that I never understood (gawd knows I tried).

And now I am crying. Debbie Reynolds is gone and no one else could voice Charlotte. I should just go to bed.

Our dear, beloved, deceased Golden (13 years old, passed right after Thanksgiving - RIP Cleopatra, Cleo to her close friends) was 110 pounds. Was she strapping, or full figured? I prefer curvy. She didn’t GAF as long as we fed her, and every time a chip drops on the floor I miss her. I hate bending over to pick it…

She is a flaming pile of garbage. She should only get jobs via pity - meaning the directors/producers take pity on the child so she can make money to pay support. Otherwise she should never appear on screen again.

She abandoned the child BEFORE she knew there were any health issues. Trying to turn the tables on the surrogate is flat out obscene. She is despicable, and if I didn’t want the kid to have some sort of financial support, I would make her unemployable in Hollywood. She is trash.