God, I hope so. Mr. Penguin’s 2005 Mustang (which he cannot drive anymore due to a ruptured brain aneurysm and stroke) has a crack that I need resolve. Not a top priority as I only drive her (her name is Judy) on nice days and no rain/sleet/snow, but it’s been on my list of things to do. I hope my replacement is…

So I have one Jr. Penguin child, have never had a desire to have more, have forced Mr. Penguin’s junk be “snipped” and my uterus burned to resolve “woman issues”. This video is the first that has ever made me question that decision.

Perfect comment is perfect.

I was in Vegas this year when EDC (Electric Daisy Carnival for the olds - I am an old and had to ask what the hell EDC was when I got to Vegas), and it appears to me the fashion is taken straight from there.

Thanks. It is over now. I loved her, but it is a relief. I could feel it coming and it was hard everyday wondering if “today” was the day. Today was that day.

Thank you. It’s over now. I loved her, but it is a relief.

Update: Ms. Cleo is now at peace. Jr. penguin and I got her to the 24 hour hospital and she was put down peacefully.

I’m late to the party tonight. My 14 year old + 2 days golden retriever is in bad shape. I knew it was getting close to her time (her sister died last year of a stroke), but why does it always have to be a weekend and/or holiday (last animal death - cat 2 days after Halloween - dead on master bedroom floor - 10…

No. No you may not.

I would do Scott Disick. I would do him nasty. There. I said it.

Burning one after the other. And texting my SIL every two minutes. She is in CO - the state that gets it (and has WEED). I sit in NE out of weed and drinking Bacardi like it’s water. And Rachel does not even know what to do with this bullshit.

Why do you assume the bitch is as fault here? I will grant you she is probably demanding (sit on the egg, feed the child, bring me a pebble, etc.), but why is it her fault the dudes engaged in battle? She’s a bitch ( a glorious, intelligent bitch - and she makes sure the child STAYS ALIVE) but why does she have to…

PenguinLust approves of this fight (nature - it happens). Dude will cut a dude for a lady. She’s one hot mama to fight over.

Bobby - have you added this to your key change playlist?

Fuck the water bath. Whipped cream cover up all the way.

Taylor, TayTay, Sweetheart - you are trying too hard and I for one am over it. Stop it.

Chipotle burrito taken to its natural, digested conclusion. I laughed out loud and scared the dog and the husband. This may be the best one yet.

Same, except my issue is weed. Trying to STRETCH it out as the budget leaves me a little short before the election. Voted already, and not sleeping at all.

Of all the fucking douchebags, it had to be him to fuck with this thing. Anthony Fucking Weiner. He should be sentenced to Waco, TX with no WiFi.

This entire deal makes me angry and the fact they did an end around on a vote sends my blood pressure sky high.