Dying. If ever there was proof he should be Bond, there it is.

I do not gif, but this makes me irrationally happy. I support and promote any and all of these gif related responses.

“2015 YA novelization of Network”

For one horrific, albeit brief moment, that headline (in light of the summer we have had) was leading me to believe that they were divorcing. I am now sipping a scotch and am contemplating wood floors in my next home to help calm myself.

This thread. I don’t know how to gif, but god help me this makes me want to learn.

And she is accompanied by Cleopatra, a tremendous golden retriever queen in her own right. Animals and mom are all queens. Mr. Penguin and Jr. Penguin are gross dudes.

Nefertiti is in my house. She is a calico/torti cat and she is magnificent. Case closed.

Please tell me you will have a dashboard just like a fantasy football league would with running tallies in various stats. I feel like I need to know on a daily basis where the standings are and who has the hot hand. Ask your Deadspin counterparts - they will know what I’m talking about.

This a thousand times. Hmmmm... I can’t imagine where this child may have got those type of qualities in hair.

Candy Corn + Dry Roasted Salted Peanuts = poor mans Pearson’s Salted Nut Roll. Bliss.

Watched the pre-quel series earlier today. I LOVE it and its homage to the movie. But can we talk about the lip injections in Beth, Abby and Katie? Girls, please stop. I could look at nothing else when they were on screen.