Yeah, this is approximately my natural hair color. Most colorists tell me it’s extremely dark blonde, or very light brown. And people always assumed I was blonde because that’s how i come off, I guess. Now I am actually a blonde and people don’t seem to notice all that much of a difference because they assumed I was…

“She can’t sing.”

This line of commenting re: her appearance is gross.

Q: How do you think the press is going to treat this woman?

You’re overthinking it. Using plants as headwear is a cultural tradition that spans centuries across basically every human society since we crawled out from under our rocks. Did the ancient Greeks and Romans with their wreaths of laurels appropriate the Hawaiian people? Doubtful. Did the medieval pagan trend for…

That is not the song he is talking about, at all. That’s the Alessia Cara song currently on the radio. This is *James Blunt*’s hit song called Beautiful from the early aughts.

I’ll keep this as brief as possible.

L...S...H.... Lady StoneHeart Confirmed

I am a woman and I have seen at least a penis and I have a great new birth control idea. Just use this dick stick on your pee hole and it has amino acids and stuff which keep all those pesky swimmers inside until you go to pee and everything comes out safely in the toilet.

I don’t want to get too graphic here, but, perhaps if we glued his asshole shut, he would stop spewing stupid shit, and, he might possibly get a clue about what that kind of back log would feel like, the damage it would do to internal systems, and what will happen when the dam breaks.

“This sums up the whole of my administration”

You were close enough to smell her? Lucky you! Is she nice?

Spencer did nazi that coming....

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oh look, an asshole

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

These deep sea creatures represent very sparse, widely separated populations and many are bottom dwellers. These rare individuals are typically old and grow very slowly because of the limited food in the deep dark, so a disruption of that ecosystem will take a very long time to heal.

Look he can’t hel...

What does an anecdote about Saudi Arabia have to do with a post about Morocco?