Yeah, this is approximately my natural hair color. Most colorists tell me it’s extremely dark blonde, or very light brown. And people always assumed I was blonde because that’s how i come off, I guess. Now I am actually a blonde and people don’t seem to notice all that much of a difference because they assumed I was…

“She can’t sing.”

This line of commenting re: her appearance is gross.

Q: How do you think the press is going to treat this woman?

You’re overthinking it. Using plants as headwear is a cultural tradition that spans centuries across basically every human society since we crawled out from under our rocks. Did the ancient Greeks and Romans with their wreaths of laurels appropriate the Hawaiian people? Doubtful. Did the medieval pagan trend for…

That is not the song he is talking about, at all. That’s the Alessia Cara song currently on the radio. This is *James Blunt*’s hit song called Beautiful from the early aughts.

“This sums up the whole of my administration”

You were close enough to smell her? Lucky you! Is she nice?

Spencer did nazi that coming....

oh look, an asshole

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Look he can’t hel...

What does an anecdote about Saudi Arabia have to do with a post about Morocco?

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Christ, Brad, if your best defense is “my wife spent too much time taking our children to visit refugees and enhancing their worldview,” then you must be further into the bottle than anyone originally guessed.

Y’ALL. Y’ALL. THE REAL STORY HERE IS THAT BACK IN THE DAY, THE GAME WAS SUPER INTO THIS WEIRDO CHICK ALISON ON ANTM. SHE WAS ELFIN AND HAD HUGE EYES AND WAS INTO NOSE BLEEDS AND TYRA EVEN COMMENTED ON HOW MUCH THE GAME WAS FEELING HER.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Goddamn Laura Wasser is career goals.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.