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Fuck that noise.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Yeah, you found me.

New phone who dis?

Depends, is it hanging in the Ted Bundy Memorial Cafeteria on a campus with a serious unaddressed rape problem? Because that’s what happened here.

MIRACLE WHIP IS GARBAGE, BOBBY

From a park ranger: please, please, please know your limits. My friends had to rescue a 400-lb man out of the bottom of a 90 degree canyon today. It’s not that I don’t want you to go out and experience new things, but you’ve got to know when to stop. At the first sign that you’re out of your depth or feeling even just…

I’ve maintained this since reading the book in high school: Christopher McCandless was a stupid, naive, unprepared dink who thought he could piss in Nature’s face and get away with it. He got lucky a few times, but sooner or later if you don't respect Nature it will kill you dead.

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Well, holy fuck.

What unique items are they selling before the jeans come out? You can buy adult diapers at any super store.

I'm glad they checked the facts behind this photo! Otherwise they may have taken down a perfectly legitimate image of a bleeding, murdered nude woman.

I think you’re fucked up for grasping at all these straws.

It happened to me at age 48, by the 25 year old son of one of my neighbours who was having a Christmas house party. It took weeks for me to realize what happened. Years until I finally said to myself, “If you do not remember giving consent, you didn’t.” I was raped by at least two people that night. And everyone heard…

Considering tattoos have been around since prehistoric times, I’m not sure why you thought that was a dying fad.

I was just coming to post this!

i am me.... a wombat.... the elusive marsupial

PS I would really like to see Retta’s career blow up.