I absolutely do not get the hate for Toronto. If I had to move to a different city, it would 100% be Toronto. That place is fucking great. It’s just like Chicago except everyone is nice to you there!  That being said. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha enjoy that winter hell Kawhi, shouldn’t have sit out on Pop like that. 

He’s hypermiling. 

I hope this does like the Deadpool “test footage” and makes enough noise to jumpstart production. I have to think that’s the primary motivation for Fillion et al. to dump money into a short like this.

This lady will soon be on a Chevrolet “Real People” commercial.

Typical America, separating minority children from their mothers.

Why are we even having this conversation?

He didn’t even give him head pets. I do not like that baseball man.

What is autopilot for?

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

Fortunately his paper thin muscles and rubbery, calcium deficient bones came through unscathed. Don’t listen to your parents: all that time spent playing video games and living on a Doritos diet will eventually pay off.

The Bentley one is just brilliant.

MO-PEDS, MO-PROBLEMS am I right??

In PvP games I do squats after every stupid play I try to make. Overextend and get 3v1'd? Squats. Peak too long and get lit up? Squats. Throw a grenade at no one in particular? Squats. ADS for 30 seconds and get blind-sided? Squats.

I think I understand the article fully.

nothing

Unbelievable!

Well it’s no fun if you take them all!

That Pathfinder didn’t stand a chance against these rogue trailblazing explorers. It couldn’t even envision an escape from their renegade quest for liberty.

John, I promise you today’s teens can teach me a thing or two about swearing