I’d imagine it has to be something similar that goes off.

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

Tokyo is an incredibly clean city! One of the cleanest in the world. The lack of trash cans is part anti-terrorism after the Tokyo subway sarin attacks in ‘95 (fewer places to hide weapons and other bad stuff), part saving money on waste disposal costs, part cleanliness (New York has trash cans everywhere—which means…

All Australians are unable to shoot thanks to Port Arthur.

When a bird poops on my car, I make sure to have chicken for dinner.

Maybe you shouldn’t be his friend anymore...sounds more like a burden.

My friend always tells me he will never own any “Jap Crap” like my Subaru.

Pretty offensive in more ways than one.

Oh, and always have to point out that my Subaru is still running every time I have to pick his ass up from the mechanics because his Jeep is down again. Or when I tow his ass out of a ditch... with my…

Sounds like Julie’s decision wasn’t very...

Pretty sure this isn’t how direct injection works

I drove my friends BMW and used the turn signals.

Those are actually the limited Mo Cheeks edition.

That lead GIF is now the featured exhibit at the Blue Balls Hall of Fame.

Derrick Rose and DNP (Coach’s Decision)

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Damn, how much more burning can California take?

I’d like to extend my sympathy to the White Sox on their embarrassment:

Really, this must have been LeBron’s dream outcome from the very beginning of his return to Cleveland: