Don’t be so hard on yourself. I’m sure you produce very soulful drivel. 

Wait, you mean when me and the boys were playing grab ass in the locker room in high school we were actually...flirting?

Fruit cakes this year or See’s Chocolate samplers? 

That’s genuinely lovely. Hope you both enjoy. I recently introduced my seven year old to the original 70s The Muppet Show and it surprisingly holds up quite well.

Agreed. Fight Club movie was considerably better than the book, Choke book was way better than the movie and I didn’t even make it through reading Snuff. I haven’t bothered keeping up since.

What do I do here guys?

That’s one more laugh than SNL got all season. 

I thought the statute of limitations for sexual assault lawsuits had recently been removed. Isn’t that why Bob Dylan is being sued now on a 50 year old allegation?

Hungry Like the Wolf is 398? How can Hungry Like the Wolf possibly be at 398!?! Are they insane? Clearly it should be ranked at least 395.

Oh god no. I literally just gasped out loud when I read this headline. I had no idea he was sick. This is awful news. RIP.

Oh weird. I refused to go to my mother-in-law’s house this past weekend because of my cousin’s friend’s swollen balls too. Nicki and I are like peas in a pod!

It’s a nice day for some...white women.

New album. Same dirty white t-shirt. 

Actual and legit lol reading this. Please have a star-thingy

Season of the Witch is bonkers. Greatly underrated or outright dismissed because it has no Myers but agree it’s one of the best in the franchise. 

Stop it! Quit trying to make Peacock a thing. I’m not subscribing to another streaming service...How much is this one? Five bucks? Sigh...ok fine. 

WITNESS MEEEEEE!!!!!!!

May we all be so lucky to have a 98 year old Keanu still doing spin kicks in movies.

An incredible talent and presence. This is a huge loss.

Better people than me have said this with much better language, but still; fuck cancer. Fuck cancer in it’s stupid ass.