Christopher Lloyd has been married like five times. I don’t know why I was so surprised to learn that. 

But what about Fuji? The greatest of all apples.

This would be the best timeline. The Weird timeline. 

Goddamnit, why isn’t this on one of the seven other streaming services I’m already paying for? 

Better question is, “What is Peacock and who subscribes to it?”

Dead By Daylight has a large LGBT following on Twitch. Lots of drag performers stream the game regularly to fairly large audiences. I’d recommend Granny who’s an entertaining DBD streamer who dress up like a Scottish grandma.

I had no idea. I was so confident the meme was Dan Haggerty that I was arrogant about it. I told millennials in my office, “You don’t know Grizzly Adams?? He’s the nodding guy with the beard!”

They should have picked Weird Al to be the host.

Holy cats! For years I was telling people that was Grizzly Adams. I’m so dumb. 

When you whispered in my ear
And asked me if I was leavin’ with you or her
I didn’t realize just what I did hear
I didn’t realize how young you were

I’d like one of those American sweethearts, please. How do I go about attaining one?

Great. Now please buff Trickster as he’s still too weak. 

Those clowns in Congress (and Slipknot) are at it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Stephanie did what to me now?

Is there a name for that BWAAAAMMM sound that seems to be in most every trailer nowadays? 

How much to watch?

So...Ghouls ‘n ghosts?

Oh good. I liked the first season. Happy to have a second. 

I’d sign up for Pea-Cock to see that.

I’m surprised a company as mainstream as Apple would partner with him after all the wacky stuff he’s said and done in recent years. How long until Apple has to cancel this whole campaign and issue a “...does not reflect our values and beliefs” response?