Reminds me of the Radiohead “Creep” and The Hollies “The Air that I Breathe” srory back in 2013 - they now split the royalties from Creep.

Put 234,567 on my 2007 Subaru Legacy on the 11th of June - engine died at 235,169 on the 23rd......

Spot on - if an Obama official had been turned away, the collective sites would have gone mega code blue and there would already be a TV movie in the works.

Cynical Gen X'er here - what Gen-Z doesn't realize, there never was a second marshmallow.

You saw this coming Tampa Bay, he did grope crabe legs at FSU.

Maybe he is a fan of Winky-Dinks...

If it has a motor, you can title anything that floats in FL.

Stay classy North Carolina Man....

Ahh, the rest of the video - I was wondering what happened after the crash & donuts in the intersection.

You can register a floating cabana in Florida as long as it has a boat motor attached....

Sometimes you gotta let those hard to reach chips go...

With that kind of cake, he could buy back his 2005 Heisman...

He only wanted to show the bus driver his Greyhound...

Our hopes and prayers are with the Dog.

At least he did not flambe’ the dog.

Or fishing with Ron Konrad

Lke a pub crawl with McNabb?

I was dyng to get out of CNY back in ‘95 - I should have held a fund raiser.

Shit for brains

“The Greys” #1 and #2 no way, but I’ll subscribe to #3 - the whole White Guy reference (several times I might add) really had no beneficial context to the story. But it’s tasty wording for The Root crowd.