Knock Knock...

In the order I saw them:

I had one throw out half of a breakfast Hot Pocket this morning. About lost my damn mind.

I left my ID badge at home - so today I am an undocumented worker.

Good morning to you too! - bottom left

Ah the Peanut allergy - my 2 year old’s class went peanut free half way through to the school year because a new student arrived (mid year) and was allergic to peanuts. Now not to get lost in the accommodation for little Johnny is the fact that the other 12 kids are not allergic to peanuts and the flipping kid arrived…

or the Dutch Leave

It’s called “I settled my tax debt for $900K tour”

Ah, the French Exit.

All I know is Robert Smith would win by forfeit - Morrissey would cancel.

God I hope not...

Popovich is trying to leave his mark, just like his contemporaries Socrates and Aristotle.

$66 jade yoni eggs and a hole for unwaxed dental floss??? Call me sheltered (married for 17 years) but I assume this is to be “inserted” - hence the retrieval dental floss.

Who the fuck wastes three front row play-off seats on kids. smh

Staring Andy Serkis?

But will I come out clean on the other side, like in Shawshank?

Army Apache Helicopters inbound @ 1:40 to put the fans out of their misery.

Needs more lens flares!

Now in my mid 40's - I’v constantly used a radar detector ever since my Dad gave me one when I turned 16 (my old man was an awful driver). Still today people who ride with me that are older seem to not have an issue with them, riders in the Millennial crowd or younger seem to shame them more times than not.

Great, get ready for a bunch of reboots.