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That makes me feel so much better. I swear, the girls in horror movies that stand there and scream and then someone has to run back and carry that girl away because she is frozen in fear- is me. And the whole time I’ll be yelling at the TV “oh my god can you RUN?!” But i know I wouldn’t lol.

Exactly. Who wouldn’t kiss Alexander Skatsgard, on the lips, in front of their husband? Hmm? Just who! No one human can make the claim they wouldn’t. Case closed. She’s just a regular mom and wife. Not horrible at all.

Sarah Paulson is me. I scare so easily and just stand there and scream myself to tears. I really hate that I’m that kind of person. In my mind, I’m some badass that jumps into action when I’m scared but in reality I just stand there and scream and cry. So disappointed in myself. And how dare they scare our Sarah! No

Okay- Trophy Wife. Wow. That was some gorgeous color. My teens swatched that last night and I was immediately “oh my god what it is? Show me! We gotta have it!” But, I was already holding a fortune in my hand and told her we would wait a week or so to buy that, too. I regret it now because since you’ve mentioned it,

My family and I are loving her new line. We all have drastically different shades ranging from extremely pale to very dark. We were like kids in a candy store over Fenty. Even if Rihanna wasn’t spending time in a lab, I do think she’s the brains behind the line and really wanted to offer everyone the chance to find a

I’m pretty much crazy about Sarah Paulson so I’d watch her just scream her lungs out for an hour a week if that’s all we got. I’m definitely watching.

He’s been a huge crush of mine since Luke Cage. Oh how I cannot wait for this season of True Detective. It has to be good. And if it’s bad, I’ll watch anyway.

I have Jennifer Grey’s old nose. I do often get told I’m pretty and attractive but in the back of my mind I think “yeah sure, in spite of my nose..” When I was younger I seriously contemplated getting a nose job but then I would keep being reminded of Jennifer Grey and how she looked so regular once she made that

I would not be surprised to find dozens of women chained in his basement and baby brains in his freezer. I would not be shocked one bit.

My kids switched from sports to musical instruments, theater and dance. So much better for their self esteem and the arts community is, my experience anyway, 100 times better than the sports community. They learn the same social and character skills without all the aggression.

I pulled my kids from gymnastics because the coaches behaved this way and most of the other parents completely supported it. When I tried to intervene once when they were making my kid do something way more advanced than she was ready for - they said I could stand outside if I had a problem with it. Uh no. We didn’t

I’m really stunned by all this. My first gyno, when I was 16, told me all the vaginal safety/ health stuff on my first visit. No powders, no lotions, no douches, wash thoroughly with non scented soap with hands, no rags or you can cause irritation( yeast infections) and for the love of god- no thongs! I took it to

From Lost! He’s so gorgeous. Swoon.

Good for her. I refuse to remove my stickers too, even though my mom begged me to because of that incident and I live in a full blown Trump state. I’m not gonna do it. I mean if someone succeeds in running me off the road and killing me, over bumper stickers, then they are a danger to EVERYONE. Not just me. Full blown

Sometimes, we don’t say anything because we are scared, too. If it’s family, friends or coworkers I would have no issue calling it out but these people are a danger to everyone who disagrees with them and they can’t really be called out if we are out by ourselves.

I’d kick that little mofo out on his ass and change my number. I can’t deal.

That quote will always remind me of the fast food manager in United States of Tara that was sketchyyyy AF and ended up stalking the 16 year old daughter. “Work hard, play harder.” The writers knew JUST the kind of guy who would say that.

Gross! I can now IMAGINE the “cool things” and I’m gonna have nightmares.

Sighhh. Aren’t we all? That thought gets me through the days.

Last night was the only time I ever agreed with Cersei that the punishment she handed out was just. It was fair. Her daughter was probably the most innocent character on the show and in the books. She didn’t deserve that death. And the sand snakes had it coming.