Well said. However, I think that if Clinton and Sanders switched genders but kept their messages the same, neither would have made it to the national platform.

No one in the hospitality industry is surprised by these results.

Man I wish there had been easy access to more stories like this back when I got a medical abortion 11 years ago. I’m in a state that wasn’t (at that time) too restrictive. I just had to show up to Planned Parenthood for my appointment and fork over the cash. The doctor was kind and described everything professionally,…

My coworkers and I have been eating Chipotle for lunch every day this week because of this story (we are in California). It's our version of Russian Roulette.

Reading this made me realize I hadn’t done anything for myself at all for at least six months. And I’ve mysteriously gained about 20 pounds in the same time. Hope you take my insurance because Jezebel is my therapy now.

I almost married a man who really truly loved Nickelback.

This is my nightmare and is also happening in my town. :-(

At least we know Carly will believe it. She thinks all internet videos are real.

I hope one day Carly Fiorina makes time to put hand a mirror on her hotel room floor and takes a loooong first look at her vagina. That lady does not know how things work down there. Maybe brew some tea, play a little Sade. Introduce herself to herself. For America.

Congratulations on finding your dress! It’s wonderful you found a consultant who knew what kind of guidance you needed, and what you didn’t.

I'd rather have sex with the actual poster and risk paper cuts on my lady bits than have sex with any real live version of Ted Cruz.

Yes girth 4evaaaaaaaaaaah

“Taxpayers outraged as Public servant refuses to do job, still collects paycheck.” Why oh why oh why is this not the national headline?

Price transparency is a HUGE issue in this industry. That’s one of the few reasons I like to send couples to those crazy giant wedding expos. It’s one of the few times vendors are upfront about their pricing and package deals. It really helps get a sense of what is out there and can give you an edge on negotiating.

Because RuPaul's Drag Race is on LOGO and I can't afford cable.

Huge weddings are not just a #firstworld #anything, Mr. #WorldTraveler.

Kinja isn't letting me star stuff this week. So, Yaaaaaaaaas.

Depending on the set up, an hour to an hour and a half. The one downside to food trucks. I loves them for smaller affairs.

ooh girrrl. If I were your bartender I'd give you one on the house for that story.

My boyfriend had a 6-year tumultuous relationship with a very beautiful but very jealous and vindictive woman. And she will Not. Go. Away. Why? Because her sister (who is very nice) married my boyfriend’s brother so NOW THEY ARE FAMILY. Foreverrrrrrrrrr. I get to see her at all major holidays and listen to her snide…