Don’t worry. We’ve already dispatched one of our best men to handle it.

worst animated gif ever!

Just in time to move glaciers from the science textbooks to the history text books

All Russians under 30 look like Putin. I’m pretty sure he conducted a Genghis Khan-style, uh, fertility program.

Bet you think Big Bang Theory is funny, too.

This joke is old and not funny. You are at the point where everyone uncomfortable laughs to be polite.

This has to be the worst sport ever...Why would anyone want to be around a bunch of women on their cycle?

Everything about the way he's dressed screams that's his car. This is why we have stereotypes people! They wouldn't exist if there weren't people that fit it to a T.

“And when it comes to beauty, my stanced 2005 Baja Turbo carries way more of it - literally and figuratively - than a brand new, 2016 STI.”

He’d rather have this car than an STi? I’d rather have an STI than this car.

Replace “a Subaru” with “any car”.

I think they installed the cold air intake in reverse, causing it to become a hot air intake. As the hot air went into the engine, it heated it up further. The intake then sucked that hotter air back in, into a continuous loop, and after a minute of this, bam, nuclear fusion.

Please, we’ve all been to New Orleans before. We know what happened.

Everything wrong with Torch’s pants in one picture.

Holy crap that’s cool.

It’s no secret that it’s often cheaper and more space-efficient to just power the wheels directly under the motor and parallel to the transmission

My fridge has like 75hp now.

this isnt getting the attention it deserves

Kevin, I’m going to feed you to my tarantula.