I got a B5 Passat for free from a family member, who told me explicitly that the car was mechanically reliable, but was only free if my time had no value. I figured, I was in college, I had tons of free time.

I wish you hadn’t grouped the MX series together. For my money the MX Revolution is the best mouse ever made and far surpasses the others in the series

I wish you hadn’t grouped the MX series together. For my money the MX Revolution is the best mouse ever made and far…

but we have those, and you can signal other drivers in a festive way as well!

I shouldn’t laugh, but I did.

FHP said in its report that at 88 mph, the turn Watson was accelerating out of “would exceed the traction force of the tires on the surface.”

I have someone else he can get advice from...

This dude has obviously never been to a strip club. You are not fortunate to have her skype and phone number. She gave you that because she knows when she needs cash right then and there, you are the biggest sucker to give it to her at a moments notice.

Eh, the HOA president will likely kick them both out.

All planes need a mouth and eyes or a lady painted on the side.

Your dad’s a hoarder.

Has anyone on here actually made it through one of his ads?

hahaha

christ i fucking hate this guy

Fuck that guy and his Youtube ads.

I liked how you qualified your statement - Not everyone here lives in the US and is American - in light of the current debate over immigration here in Freedomland. That gave me a chuckle.

The title just caused the 7 billion large Jalop community to draw a collective blank...

Six. Clearly.