I want to do the same thing, but I want the war rig with doofwagon following me around... as I drive it for lyft. Because how awesome/terrifying would it be to pull up in that with a pink mustache on the front.

Should’ve just done this to both of them:

People camped out outside of parks trying to get kids.

While texting

My Mom’s arm

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I dunno, but I call dibs on that Wagoneer in the background.

Oh no guys, google image search Iran RQ-170, just like last year or so they showed it off at a major arms deal. 100% real mccoy. Have you seen their documentary on it? Shows it being recovered, the footage from the FLIR during taxi, on and on. Everything you would want to know is in these 39 posts from my old site.…

Don't wash a 15 year old Volkswagen with any kind of water hose (pressure or regular), unless you want three warning lights or the car to fail to start the next day.

“Lock to lock?!?”

At the rate our technology and space exploration is growing, in another hundred years Hooniverse will have a whole new meaning... And it will make a badass TV show.

Answers Of The Day posts are actually stress tests for those who care too much. They really shouldn’t be numbered and called something like The First Ten Reader Comments That I Saw That Seemed To Have A Lot Of Blue Stars.

What’s even crazier is that some Exec at Google broke Baumgartner’s record like 6 months later, but with a fraction of the support staff and budget.

Let´s spice it up a little.

Nyan Cat livery preferably

“Terrible form. 3/10”

Bernies shenanigans (and the FIA) are more turning a blind eye to human rights abuses like Bahrain or Azerbaijan and collecting tons of corrupt money. FIFA just turns a blind eye to human rights abuses and collects a ton of corr...fuck.

“What the shit is this? Waaaay to many miles. Gonna need at least another $100,000 off.”

Some more pictures: