While not a mechanic horror story per se, I find this horrific as a mechanically minded person...
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/guy-gets-tatto…

For some reason, I don't think that "Little Chris" wants to be mentioned in anything government associated.

YOU GET THAT PICTURE!

PT Cruiser - The Nickelback of cars.

Probably because something broke. It shouldn't do that.

It's cool.

Next person to make a dress joke gets banned.

Next person to make a dress joke gets banned.

So, here's where I disagree and I'm glad you picked out two examples where we do the opposite. This is an issue I care deeply about, having lost someone I loved dearly to a street race (she was innocently driving home from work and was struck by a teenager street racing). I make sure all of our coverage focuses on the…

And a final reminder: Street racing is the dumbest thing and the people who do it are literal human garbage.

He's SF, he's not leaving, he's coming on board.

That's a prop from a Sir Mix-A-Lot video isn't it?

The Cartesian plane is pretty big

I think of myself as a pacifist...I would have no moral qualms with us with killing every man woman and child in that hellhole of a desert wasteland and making sure that nobody can try living there again for generations if they were ballsy enough to even try.

Change the new NSX back to how it should look

No Teddy? This guy would probably man-handle a Top Fuel dragster and win a F1 GP race.

where can I send my money for more of this

Where can I get that shirt?

Doug: thank you for hitting publish right before my daily office poop and giving me something to read! You may not know but we are...uncomfortably in sync. In fact before I even sat down I was sure I'd have your article waiting for me.