I imagined you saying this inside a fortified city under siege by savage five year olds who are minutes from breaching the walls and laying waste via tantrums and hyperactivity.

And it would serve you well to close your mouth when you breathe.

I’ve seen merchandise at Hot Topic yet no advertisements for the film itself...that’s a problem.

Focus group:

That’s really strange. It’s opened yesterday in Canada, and is still playing in wide release.

Not enough violence/comic book tie-ins and franchise potential?

The damage Reagan did to this country while in office is still being felt today, and will be felt for decades to come. The same people who laud him as one of the greatest presidents of all time are also the ones who shit their pants at the mention of terrorism, and they don’t understand why that makes them incredibly…

In my experience, a lot of people who support Gary Johnson are somewhere along the lines of “left libertarian” because he’s more agreeable to people who lean that way than Rand Paul. It’s certainly plausible that you could be moderate or center-right and support him.

My guess is he’s talking about Mississippi, given the relatively quick rise of Mississippi St and Ole Miss over the last several years

Iowa is close to Missouri. Maybe he meant the Hawkeyes.

That's a pretty rude way to describe Kansas City. It has decent food and music, no?

I’ve gotta think that the Venn Diagram crossover between people who support Trump and people who were proud of how the Mizzou football team handled themselves this fall is basically zero.

“First, we let the Mexicans steal our jobs, and now Missourians are stealing Kansas’ cities, all right under Obama’s nose. You think it’s a coincidence [*pause to assault black college student*] that ‘Missourians’ has 11 letters just like ‘Muslim Obama’?! You know how many letters ‘Mexicans’ has? Eight. And if we let…

Maybe he’s to the point where he’s actively trolling his crowds at stump speeches. I expect the next few quotes to see out of the hairy grapefruit to be:

Pfft, go on - it has ‘Kansas’ right in the name. :p

A friend of mine told me Kansas City has a winning football team, but I don’t believe them.

KANSAS City is in Missouri, that’s a good one. What’s next, you going to tell me the Jets and Giants play in New Jersey? You’re too much pal.

Then he praised Missouri’s baseball teams, but I did not speak because ugh, you just don’t want to get their fans started about “grit” and playing “the right way”.

“There’s this gay couple on the team, Michael and Sam. I can’t condone their lifestyle but they really help the defense.”

What team could he possibly have been talking about? I’m trying to think of a team even close to Missouri that “came from nowhere” and I'm at a loss