That they still obviously consider him to be “their own” speaks fucking volumes.

I just want to know what the hell is going on and make sure they’re not trying to give him special treatment because he was in law enforcement.

I am so wary of police policing police that this feels very troubling to me. I don't want to go full paranoid, but it seems fishy

How in the hell did you manage to get “Bruce”, but not understand Deadspin humor?

This is the greatest thread for luring out all the people who don’t get how jokes work, presumably in order to exile them into the grays.

I thought we were talking about basketball.

What happens in a meadow at dusk?

You can add that the Spurs lost tonight so the Warriors gained a full game with this loss

OH MY GOD THIS IS ALL THE GREATEST KINJA

So upset you had to post it twice.

Your brain lack editorial integrity

That “deal” can pretty easily be passed up IMO.

guys. it’s saturday. i’m high as fuck. that was way too much for me to figure out.

the carolina panthers +1 this

“During a strange course of events, West mistook Khalifa’s tweet referencing “KK” as a jab aimed at his wife, Kim Kardashian. The fight escalated to West telling Khalifa that he “owns” Khalifa’s and Amber Rose’s child. This was Rose’s cue to enter the ring and she promptly took West down by revealing his penchant for…

I think as of right now, the primary issue here is the fact that the police and media did not use the proper pronouns or name for her. Having her identity erased by them when she is unable to speak up for herself any longer is something that happens all too often to trans people that haven’t been able to legally…

I only remember the scene where he thinks he has his finger in something, but he doesn’t... his finger’s in something else entirely.

1. No one was asking for this

Ummm. It's official. We are finally out of things to remake.

Is he gonna re-enact the below, which is probably the most-remembered scene from Cabin Fever...