That they still obviously consider him to be “their own” speaks fucking volumes.

I just want to know what the hell is going on and make sure they’re not trying to give him special treatment because he was in law enforcement.

I am so wary of police policing police that this feels very troubling to me. I don't want to go full paranoid, but it seems fishy

How in the hell did you manage to get “Bruce”, but not understand Deadspin humor?

This is the greatest thread for luring out all the people who don’t get how jokes work, presumably in order to exile them into the grays.

I thought we were talking about basketball.

What happens in a meadow at dusk?

You can add that the Spurs lost tonight so the Warriors gained a full game with this loss

OH MY GOD THIS IS ALL THE GREATEST KINJA

You ever play NBA 2K, build up a big lead, then put the controller down, go take a dump, and come back, just for the challenge factor of making up the points given up during the downtime?

That’s Golden State’s fourth quarter.

You must be fun at parties.

High negative correlation between ability to understand a joke and willingness to post a hostile, premature, and dumbass comment.

So upset you had to post it twice.

Your brain lack editorial integrity

My god... it's full of stars.

That “deal” can pretty easily be passed up IMO.

guys. it’s saturday. i’m high as fuck. that was way too much for me to figure out.

the carolina panthers +1 this

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