I would love to see him do a weekly Game of Thrones recap. The few he has done have been so good.

Boooooo

Be my Grandma!

I am not a “weedhead” technically.... I am in semi-retirement because I have a job and kids and too much shit to do.... BUT I do partake when kids go to grandma’s and when they all move out and I retire from work I plan on reverting back to my bong-ripping youth. I will be a bong-ripping grandma.

Fuck. Yea.

I am not a weed head and I would still watch the shit out of this.

AHHH.

The visual pun(?) of this phallic object between Marty and Vince’s flirtation... and when she says her name is Marty Maraschino. “You know, as in cherry.”

- That it was really inappropriate for Vince Fontaine to be flirting with Marty.

It’s embarrassingly how much of this I just realized by reading the article. The what made Sandy sick thing only just clicked.

If you’ve never been to house party in New Orleans in February, cut a piece of cake and found A FUCKING BABY FIGURINE on your fork, you have missed out on some seriously freaky shit.

I love King Cake Baby so damn much.

I just think it is cool that Elijah Wood has found some work after Lord Of The Rings.

I was going to joke about how this is just Omer Asik in costume, but King Cake Baby is much faster than he is.

As somebody that has lived in both New Orleans and Mobile - the capital and birthplace of Mardi Gras - and eaten their weight in King Cakes, I am shocked I’ve never seen this atrocity before. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT AND WHY DOES IT EXIST?

I am not entirely unconvinced of the notion that there’s mescaline in New Orleans’ drinking water.

I’m sorry but I have no interest in whatever Jada Pinkett Smith has to say about the subject (no matter how accidentally astute it is). I find her sudden interest in diversity suspect.