As a gay man in San Francisco, I suffer from homophobic attacks very rarely, and half the time the person hurling the epithets doesn't even have any idea of my sexual orientation, like the guy who tried to cut my partner and me off in traffic on Tuesday night and told us we were "nasty faggots" and that he'd "ram…

Perfect.

The teacher pulled me aside after class and thanked me, and that was the moment I learned that some lies are okay.

Did you see my guinea pig doing it?

All I read was "Your shit sucks, you should read my stuff."

Haha, this page was great... Pretty much the culmination of Bruno watching his best friend become a for-realsies superhero. His "I want a refund. A refund on life." as Kamala and Lockjaw teleport away is just priceless, lol (What followed; "So yeah, I'll hang here and take out the trash while you guys warp out to…

I'm French-Canadian, so I'm bilingual.

Go fuck yourself. Kindly.

Holy shit, one of the comics I worked on is on this list.

Hey, European asshole: we've got Sex Criminals. Nuff said.

wow youre smug.

Sera.

he made an amazing point. found out a lot of interesting stuff from his comments. i love to learn

Clearly I need to follow all of you on twitter so I can mock the truly headdesk-worthy comments on more than one platform.

Kara, maybe its because I consider you the RBG of Shade Court, but holy shit I could not love you more.

A Christmas miracle.

Classic Ronaldo No Fucks Given: