I always hear about how football players are modern-day gladiators, but shouldn't it be the Lions themselves who eat buttholes?

This is absolutely disgusting.

What baffles my mind is how …….White American doesn´t realize it´s their own kind that is messing up the country

-Dark Souls

All this mixed emotion breaks me down and makes me want to cry.

Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints I had to get out of bed just to star this comment.

The story is half accurate, so when Chuck threatens to sue you, ya need to get it right. He pooped himself whilst on the floor (allegedly). He did not poop on the floor. Link to (alleged) photo follow, as it is of a graphic nature (pooped pants): Poopy Pic

You've earned a bonus hipster joke!

How did the hipster burn his moustache?

I think Mila Kunis screwed up. This guy is weird but Ashton Kutcher is a garbage person. Also, Macaulay looks pretty good in that tank top. I guess I'm ovulating this week?

I'm not sure about shitting on the floor, but I do know he often shits out blog articles and calls it "the news."

I'll tell you what. There is some good-ass kinja to be had re: Chuck shitting on the floor one time over at Gawker.

award winning blogger chuck c. johnson routinely falls for the updog joke

You know the drill: You start Dragon Age: Inquisition. You make a character. You play through the opening cutscene and realize that your character looks like a duck. You restart and try again.

Um, at what point are we gonna talk about how possessive and weird it is that he keeps doing this? She's asked him to stop. She's married with a kid. His behaviour borders on stalking tbh.

You're either a rilly smart troll or a rilly stupid cockfart.

To be honest I breathed a sigh of relief when I read that it was fictionalized. Man my bar is so low nowadays.