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That fridge test seems like a good way to fuck up your back before you even get the job.

Oh my god. I had the same thought.

I think the most depressing thing here is that my first thought upon viewing the photo was, "It could be worse. Thank god he didn't do it in blackface."

this fridge test is absurd. I know so many big and strong motherfuckers who could not do that...but I've seen them haul our drunk frat brothers up and down stairs like they were rag dolls

41 out of 10,200. Just be exact, I believe. That's .4%, approximately?

Yeah, I'd feel better, because then I'd know my city isn't run entirely by white, straight males more often than not relying on nepotism for their jobs. I would feel like hey, maybe my city is a progressive and equitable place to live and work.

I would care if they were both.

Funny, that's what they said about cops too.

Laugh-crying at this.

cotd

"What am I even doing right now?"

Who else would you send to test drive Voltron?

"What does Koko think about Ebola?"

Holy shit.

They've been talking about a Frank Miller influence, so makes sense.

I would read the shit outta that tumblr.

This just keep getting more and more Dark Knight Returns...

This is also my micro penis. :(

Excuse me Santa does exist.

I think I might have two or three of them