Take this hammer and break the glass and my crew of bros will fix feminism. This was always an option.

Lick my balls, I’m a millionaire. Maybe some of my cash will rub off my balls into your pocket. If it doesn’t happen this time keep at it.

Did you ever hear the story about the secret instructions inside the British nuclear subs? Supposedly there is a safe inside the subs that only the captain has access to that are only to be opened in the event of full scale nuclear war. The instructions in the safe are one of two things: launch the nukes and…

As an active member of the KKK I always thought the comic portrayals of Hate Monger and the Serpent Society were laughably offensive. They went so over the top to demonize a whole group of people (now that’s what I call bigotry!)

I was fucking surgical with them A-Wings, man. Drop shield power to engines and riiiiiiiiiide.

Ha, I’d been using the phrasing “died like a bitch” for Boba Fett and now Phasma, but people assure me she will be back so hopefully she gets to do something cooler than nagging Finn about not wearing his hat.

Rey had the vision bc she is already pregnant with a force baby. This spoiler brought to you by a universe where Lucas is still in charge of this shit.

There are plenty of rape victims walking around but zero murder victims.

Toxins are all the things that make poop brown or solid.

“Goss” and “Seeelo” confirmed as bad guys.

You left off the part where my kickstarter makes a million dollars and I hire the best lawyers and I go free and I'm a folk hero that never has to pay for drinks again.

Doom iced Thanos too, that was so badass.

If only the judge had contacted me instead. I specialize in cases of affluenza at my practice, all it costs to cure is all your family’s money. Such a shame.

They were not included in this survey but their opinions on squad cohesion don't mean shit either. This survey was getting lame hot takes from low IQ soldiers, but support our troops and all that rah rah shit. Your Good American medal for farting a comment of disagreement at me is in the mail.

[insert Your Mom joke here]

That's exactly what I thought a dumb fuck like you with nothing to say would respond with. Good job being a predictable idiot. Lol

You just don’t understand how smart the prequels are, and if it’s bad, it’s not Lucas’s fault. I'm a better fan than you. [starts drooling out both corners of my mouth].

Ok. “Filming” here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars…

Prove it or you are talking out of your ass.

“This is an anti-prequel meme that will never die.”