I nearly threw my remote in a rage when I heard Rubio say global warming was real but not worth “destroying our economy,” as if every coastal city being under water would be good for the economy. I decided to instead make a vicious tweet, but I sat there staring at my phone not coming up with anything funny until I…

I've been waiting for this since I saw you and Allen make the news the other day. Very well written, and congratulations to you both!

Best one by far.

I'm not sad or disgusted, I'm a better person that everyone who is. [drops lit cigarette on thread, doesn't look back as it explodes behind me]

It’s like when you work with kids and one of them accidentally calls you “mommy” or “daddy” and they get all embarrassed.

The wall is going to be pretty useful for Canada when Walker is president and American workers start trying to cross over into Canada for work and healthcare.

Hot take.

Having cheerleaders for programmers is hilariously fucked dude. Try to argue about its prevalence or whatever, because this shit is over the top sexist.

Dude, is Bloodr0se trolling or brain damaged?

This is not true. When I was getting into nursing ten years ago the women said they liked men getting into the field because it meant they all started to get paid more.

True, sexism is dead on the Asian continent.

Not getting paid enough for this shit.

This is pretty big in the US too. I’m a male programming cheerleader, and have been captain of my “squad” for years. You have no idea how important a game of patty cake can be to a star programmer at the right moment. Or a high kick for that matter. The Silicon Valley slogun works: “Treat them like they are retarded…

The back bone’s connected to the, wiggle bone

I’d suggest smashing it with a falling city like Age of Ultron and starting over again.

My game was having a hard time loading i think because i had so many people, so I dropped it for over a month. When i heard the bugs were fixed I opened it up again and it worked. I checked the wastes and this hardy mother fucker was still running at full health. He has so much crazy loot, but no power armor…

44 Days! just found out today.

Life Hack: You don’t have to put the whole goddamn dick in your mouth. Just move on the first 2-3 inches so your tongue is moving on the sensative skin below the head, and if you feel like you have to do something with the rest of the dick, just hang on to it. They need to teach this stuff in sex ed because everyone…

I think Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde should be higher bc it's funny and it's the one comic from the perspective of a 616 survivor.

There is one Galactus so far and he guards Doom’s castle.