Are we the first kinja commenters to start a relationship with each other from the comments? When we get married its either Max Read or Nick Denton walking you down the isle.

Hahahahaha yeah I’m the worst.

What do you say, am I the worst sexter ever?

I love you, but you could have included how cheek pinchingly hot I was at 19. <3

When I was a 10 year old kid at the arcade, “patterning” would literally cause me to get my ass kicked by the 16 year olds so it has been imprinted on me that this is a huge crime and breach of honor. I’m 30 now but I still see that behavior as fucked up.

Nah thats good.

This is a great one.

I just went looking. I’m not sure what the absolute worst is, but this is someone I literally wrote to my special lady friend: “I want to slap your cheeks (the butt ones).” I don’t think I’m the worst person in the world at dirty talk, but i think objectively that one text puts me in the bottom ten, despite everything…

I don’t think I like sex anymore after reading this. [re-reads] Yep, not for me.

I guess I’m more comfortable with Sam feeling that he’s still working his way out of Steve’s shadow than I am Steve and Sam hating each other.

I’ve got some stories but I’d rather keep them under my hat.

Yeah, this is a good reminder that being a victim of a terrorist attack doesn't automatically make one a free speech hero.

“It is made for the geeks that are scared they will have their first heart attack before we finally get to see Thanos on screen for any longer than a fleeting cameo (2019 or 2020).”

Has anyone tried a strongly worded letter? Oh they have. I'm out of ideas.

Please petition the Israeli government to stop that shit and we will stop criticizing all of Israel the instant they stop. Outsiders telling them to stop are called anti-Semites. Thank you for understanding and not calling me an anti-Semite.

Ravenloft meets Hobbiton.

I think Cloe Moretz should be cut some slack because she’s still a kid, she has to go the cute route and I think in her case, mission accomplished.

Half of me hopes this is the case because I really admire the Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson relationship, but the other half wants there to be some good event to make them not want to associate with each other (where they eventually get back together because I couldn’t handle it otherwise).

[posts Leftovers sweatpants gif]

Her powers make even less sense in the comics.