I’ll do it right now. *Turns to Batman, who is in the room with me* You are a fucking slut! What type of cover is this? You could be a seclusive Howard Hues-type but you choose to be slutty on yachts and shit. Its super selfish to drag all these women into your lies! And don’t pretend you are so different and above it…

Yup, unfortunately.

In this context, was it really so hurtful? Like for you, were you personally offended? Maybe I need to go back to training camp or my feelers are way off.

Michael Fassbender beat his wife and he’s doing fine.

I feel bad for the little girls that are fans of Black Widow for what they said, but this backlash is so silly. Like, are we supposed to pretend that Hawkeye spitefully called Black Widow a slut, or just mad the word was used at all, even if the joke was “I’m horrible and I’m using horrible language.” Dumb.

San Antonio made the right call. Feeding homeless people only encourages them to not die. The chef should have instead given the dollar value worth of food to UNICEF which would have saved every poor person across the globe.

You just blew my fucking mind.

Natalie Dormer in Distant Shores

Hmm, maybe they should put the refs in some armor too. Having him standing there in a t-shirt looks kind of dangerous.

As a small person, wouldn’t your bag naturally be lighter because all your clothes and shoes would be smaller too?

I dunno. A kid comes up and asks for money, pulling out your phone and giving ten dollars to UNICEF isn't going to feed them.

I always take my son’s peewee football team out to Tallywackers if they win a game. Wieners on me, boys!

Gather ‘round, starving children, I’m about to give you a FREE puppet show!! Sorry I am taking up all your begging time and you will probably return with no money and get acid splashed on you and your legs broken, but this’ll great story for all of us! That money I would have given you I gave to charity and 50% of it…

How much they paying you, “Jim"?

Agreed very classist comment #cancelemmagolddigger

He sells people literal “magic beans” and then when he got called out because the beans didn’t do anything, he said part of his job as a doctor was to give people hope.

I don’t have anything against GMOs except they give big agricultural companies an easy way to sue small farmers to smithereens when bees crosspolinate the crops.

Do chess grandmasters actually do anything for society? Like are any actually programmers or biologist or musicians? I know plenty of smart productive people that are also good at chess, but it seems like to achieve the level of chess grandmaster, you lose the ability to be good at anything else. Professional athletes…

Just turn them on, throw in some tennis balls, those babies sell themselves!

I’m pretty sure I could sit through this video even if it was 3 hours long.