“For my action I choose to act as if I rolled a one on initiative and then take my turn.”

I dunno, if I’m a soft class sometimes its helpful if my allies move first and get up in the enemies faces. Its always a bummer when the one comes up but it often works out.

I agree, it definitely has a body armor look to it.

Exactly, I don’t get why this issue is so hard for libertarians to process. If I could inject a human baby into Rand’s gut like a Xenomorph I bet he would understand.

I had a scoutmaster growing up that was a cop and kind of fat so we would tease him, "how are you going to catch criminals in a chase?" He would smugly reply, "Can they run faster than [the speed of a bullet]?" He said that resisting arrest was enough to legally allow him to shoot people in the back. He seriously…

Kate is portrayed very sympathetically, its the other students that don’t accept her, not the other way around.

I lost her too and I came really close to restarting. I decided not to as punishment for not being as good a friend as I could have been, and to remind me that the game can have terrible consequences. Though after I beat the game I will play the second time, for the sole reason of saving Kate.

I'm so sorry for your loss, that's horrible.

It really depends I guess. People who hit their heads hard might act drunk or even violent, and I’m sure there are drugs that can have the same effect, but it sounds like this guy has a history. Plus I think we should treat violence from people that are confused from a car accident different from someone who chooses…

Does that defense actually work? “I was black out drunk I don’t remember starting all those fights. Seriously, that’s not my personality at all!”

A bold move that will surely bring Nintendo to their knees.

And that is a HUGE wound too. 11 cm DIAMETER!? I feel so stupid because it doesn't change anything, but in my head I thought "I hope that detail is wrong and they mean 11 cm long."

Thank you for your service.

Aimee Carrero was born in the Dominican Republic but she's two years older than the poster claims to be.

I don't have a question but I wanted to let your team know that Dragon Age: Inquisition is one of the best games I have ever played and I want to thank you for making it so special. You didn't just raise the bar, you've launched it into space with a rocket. The bard music was out of this world as well. Thanks for…

You can get cheaper vibrators at yard sales.

I bet his phone is vibrating from twitter notifications so much right now what he could put his phone in his lap and literally get off on all the sadness.

lol I just got banned from Gawker over my love of shorts.

He will be a replaced by a flesh colored bean bag chair.

Yep, tell the Comic Book Guy, "Ms. Marvel volume one," and I bet you he will know exactly what you are looking for, but if not, its title is "No Normal." It will look like this: http://www.amazon.com/Ms-Marvel-1-No…