Marine Todd to the rescue!

They already did :(

And cue the trolls who are going to try to hijack this into a fat shaming tirade. Don't feed them, folks. Look at the puppy instead!

Coming from someone that does have a condition that has made me constantly struggle to be healthy and not overweight, fuck you.

We're not like a regular store. We're a cool store.

I wish I could ban this gif from the internet. HISSSSSSSSS, AWAY WITH YOU, CREEPY BABY HEAD. HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

This dog's slurping reminds me of my dog - we refer to him as "hippo mouth"

So at first I missed that his name was Guido and I thought you were just using a slur and I was like "ummm... That was sort of mean." How silly of me to doubt you...

Oh Kristen Bell, I have made almost that exact joke about my mom's adorable corgi.

Yeah he is hella racist. As a POC i've always found the whole, "but I only date white guys" thing to be racist as fuck. Oh and I agree, when people say they love all music except rap, they are being racist.

Ha! That's crazy! It must be Freudian. We both secretly crave apples. Or we both secretly yearn for our youth and a sense of nostalgic Americana. (I have no idea what I'm talking about.)

I do not know who Tavi Gevinson is, but THANK YOU! YES!

YAHOO

What about Hawaii? :(