Lexi Belle has been a teen forever. I think being petite is the key. MILFS are generally more statuesque

There’s scene where Joe wears glasses and my body gave the fuck out (don't know if your into that). It’s like oh ya that’s why I stuck it out with True Blood for so long.

There has to be a better name than “water spout” That just sounds like a delightful children's game.

I liked the Maddie/Shia one better.

Haha hello my brother/sister from another mister. This movie was part of the pantheon of shitty softcore Skinimax tweenPele had to make do with before I had internet access. If I remember right I was firmly on the immortals side.

Hmm Demi has a point there. Tattooing sloppy drunk people is a shady as hell. Also if your gonna be shady charge extra and get the money first.

Somewhere his teenage daughter is confiscating his phone

See and I hate that. I think she stands out too much. You’re not the Queen when your Mama’s around B.

Carlito should sue all of his teachers.

Ya I'd go with #2 and getting a job in Wyoming or North Dakota somewhere. "What I've always wanted to live in Big Sky Country"And basically wait for FIL to die so I could live in peace. I know I could never ever forgive Consort of Pele boning my either parent even if was pre-us. Eventually you will get used to that…

I blame Jay for my debilitating attraction to skanky white boys.

Right there's not a grandparent or stable friend? Foster care is the first choice?

I haven't been on jez for a minute what happened?

See this fucks me up. According to the Anerican heart Association my little niece is in full on puberty because she has breast buds. She's six yall she needs the kiddie AED pads. Also this is why I go full on crazy bitch whenever any man comes near her. #notallmen dudes need to self regulate better if you don't want…

I think you hit the nail on the head there she is being extra defensive about her shitty shitty decisions. Take the welfare of the animals completely out of the situation, and this woman knowingly and willingly endangered her child to make a political point. Every second Melanie was in such close proximity her life…

Totally off topic but she fucking stole Scrooged from Bill Murray, don't bother arguing with me these are facts. All fairies should be girlie crazy ass sadists.

I think its the spirit in which the "female" it was intended. Truly extolling the resiliency of women.

You guys I want a track suit so bad. I mean I know I don't have anywhere near enough swag or Russian Mafia (Hollywood said it must be true) in me to pull it off. Is this how actually nice guys feel about fedoras?

Solange, Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams, Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga just off the top of my head. Oh and North West.