40% Mid Alpha

ok new bff what kind did u get?

Huh living with parents so a BOB would definitely get a talk that I never ever want to have. So its just me and manuel everyday (in crumchy mom voice) it takes forever but you just make the time.

It is kinda weird hearing Channing Tatum's voice say this but I like it. Real Channing Tatum should release audio parenting tips.

Everytime he talked some naive woman into something I would be like ya this is how all serial killers should be protrayed. He was so manipulative that I found mself thinking I totally get it now.

Been thinking about going vegan purely for health reasons. Advice about transitioning from relatively sane people would be nice. Most of the vegan websites range from "being vegan will make you bionic" to "honey comes from the rape and degradation of bees" I just dont wanna go out like Elvis.

She was in this movie called Gardens of Night bawled my eyes out. She played a prostitute that was kidnapped as a little girl and basically every horrible thing that could happen to a little girl happens to her. Then one day I saw her on Community. Basically she's hella talented so I wont watch Girls taint her.

Wow ur way nicer than me. That would've been a screaming rant about them being animals and to use grocery bag as a liner. Although my brother used to drag me into the bathroom to "see his baby"

see I was just saying this dudebros be all "ewwww periods" until sexy times, then u have to be all "whoa speed racer let's put a towel down first"

Thank you! Everyone but the "model" looks great. It's like they all got photobombed by some dead eyed mannequin. Are there pictures without her? I want to see the "funsies" just hangin out with the locals pics.

so I googled It you have my sympathies

I like showing them the big red circle accompanied by the sad face on my calender, when they ask if I'm sure.

I was literally just thinking "Where are the pubes?" Maybe one The Fruit of Knowledge's side effects is pubic hair.

Burn them all!

Ah but that's the best time. Right around when you suspect that might be dating, sit them down and let them absorb the majesty that is an episiotomy.

I don't remember the section in the constitution giving her the power to put together an armed force and invade a foreign country. Maybe I skipped that day in school. Or maybe she's the first lady and she doesn't actually have any power but has a metric shit ton of influence, which she is using. That's what it looks…

Maybe its a generational thing? Like when she was 20 ladies didn't get tattoos.

I think affluenza has protected her from many things and thoughts.

This is why I'm pro interracial dating. One of my friends is the ultimate Becky (only every dated men named Colton) well now she's getting serious with gasp a black man and suddenly Florida and Nigeria's bullshit is very much on her mind. She could very well have black looking babies. When she was dating Coltons it…

"9 to 5" which was the anthem of my summer of hate. Asshole idiot bosses never go out of vogue, and that movie still holds up.