I'm a nurse, so I get weirdly excited about poop.
Pele
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ding ding ding ding. I imagine there was time analyzing another human's waste products was weird and gross.
Considering I just spent 8 hours trying to get an adult stranger to take a shit and then clapping for her when she did. I'd say nope.
Wow, and this is why ex-fiancee is ex-fiancee. His lovely wonderful Korean mother completely unraveled at the thought of a black daughter in law. The best part was when she said she didn't think she could "love a mulatto grandchild" or "wouldn't I be happier with my own kind" I'm not saying I would never date another…
Ha, I was too busy staring at her thigh gap I didn't even notice. It reminded me of this:
My hypothetical daughter would have to start bringing home straight As, anything short of that means she starts paying rent, utilities, and childcare. If she refused to do that, then I would kick her out.
Ya I was thinking that too. An American and Dutch beer company are pulling out of an Irish holiday. Plus usually green beer is made from miller or Budweiser so them pulling out would've been huge.
Gary I'm not really sure what you're trying to accomplish here. I mean I don't go on Stormfront and try to convince them of the Affordable Care Act. I'm interpreting this as a cry for help your Aryan brothers refuse to hear. You need to get off jezebel and back on your meds. No joke Gary whatever's gone so horribly…
Hey, good to hear from ya! Ya he's new, but Burt, Callie, and Lindy are still around. New New Kinja is better than the New Kinja they were previewing last week but it's like saying its cocker spaniel poo vs great dane poo ie it's still shit.
As another black woman, I'm especially sorry for stealing and/or tainting your impressionable young men. Boyfriend #2 whose grandfather was in the Klan (but his mom disowned him), #3 was a strong beautiful blue eyed blonde that surely could've joined the cause if I hadn't corrupted him (he went on to marry another…
By Klan standards, Italian and Catholic are a no go. By lazy American standards sure, or she's white like Kim Kardashian is white.
The Klu Klux Klan rejected their membership application?
Which is funny because the Queen literally picked her. She arranged this marriage and SURPRISE Charles and Diana both remembered it was the 20th century and fuck the Queen.
I know right. Weirdly I put her in Matthew McConaughey category, I know she has talent she can act/dance/sing/run a successful business but she's fucking around for right now.
I saw The Cell, Selena, and Out of Sight J.Lo I know you can act. And like Matthew I will wait for you to decide you want to do good shit again.
Which is funny because I loved that dress but want to burn that jumpsuit and the cutoff jeans.
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River Song is The Forest People translation of her proper name Melody Pond. "The only body of water in the forest is a river" Melody =Song
Omg he is sexy as hell. him and Gabrielle Union were one of the best tv couples. Like I got irrationally angry with him towards the end of the series. Team Cocoa Butter!
It depends on what the physical paper agreement in the child support says. My dad was done at 18, my grandfather had to pay for college. Just depends.