Hahaha oh my god his face, he looks like he's going set her on fire.

Sigh look I promise you this is the 50,000,000 time someone mistook him for the other black guy. At least once a week at my boring cashier job someone (always white) calls me Lucy. Even though I'm wearing a fucking name tag. Even though Lucy is several shades lighter, much skinnier than me, and has an extremely cheery…

Did anybody go to Sochi first? Like do they not check the area out first? These are national treasures maybe we don't create Taken 3 situation.

Ha ha yes, but "Take Care" is such a sad beautiful song that you're like please Riri leave that ass clown alone and love Drake or not Chris Brown. I know it doesn't work that way, but as someone's that been the Drake in that situation its hard to watch someone you love so much go back to being a punching bag. Your…

Honestly I don't care if he's ill or not. But if you truly want to be not famous anymore stop going to press junkets and what not. Seriously Shia stop tweeting, stop going hollywood events go home and be boring. Ask Mischa Barton for advice if necessary just go fucking home.

The only thing worse than tit itch, is vag itch then you are fucking doomed.

Oh um wow, I'm 100% Americana so perhaps he could explain this delayed gratification thing to me over and over and over again. Mmmm.

Please talk to us. We want to hear you.

A little off topic but your name has to be one of the best cartoon couples ever. They are literally the best part of The Venture Bros. and totes egalitarian/sexy.

I took a "Which Goddess are You quiz?" in a french Elle that had the most beautiful woman every dressed as Pele of Fire. It was a weird I want to be her moment, and I ended up getting Pele after I took the quiz. Can't find the mag or quiz image to save my life but I like the idea of being a bad ass volcano goddess.

I was just gonna say that sounds like a 14yr old boy for sure. Also I would die if anyone found the weasley twin fanfics.

Yep I believe it.

I always forget just how beautiful she is. Like with the wigs and everything I see it as more a costume. But damn talent, smarts, and beauty lock it down zac effron (in my mind they're a really private couple.)

Um I prefer this over nerd pandering (I see you Amber Rose) Save your precious rage for someone actually trying to destroy our heritage, George Lucas. #Episode1neverforget

Um Idlewild maybe? Was it the guys from outkast?

I know! Cumberbatch is more like my ex that was cute but didn't understand poor people or emotions. Then one day you meet mother frakkin Luther and you never look back.

It's ok I've been where you are. Fox News anchor (don't remember) both thought Ariel Castro should be burned at the stake, it was strange time. Just remember you're still you, sometimes the planets align in such a way to cause a dimensional rift creating an event like this.

You know everyone is all yay Vikings now that they're all dead. But if random group of Swedes put a broad ax through your dad's back and got down to the raping (equal opportunity if memory serves) and looting it wouldn't be so cool. So I guess yay Disney Vikings and Pirates. Not the Huns though.

Exactly! Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one of Sanity Island. Plus this title is so weird "now what?" Um I finish watching Sherlock? How bout the whole Cumberbatch family stop acting all skittish about it? He chose to become an actor, he courted media attention, and people are asking about it now so what?
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Exactly his behavior with Soon-Yi (that's as diplomatic as I can be about it) puts such a dent in his reputation that believing he molested Dylan isn't a stretch. Its like an ex girlfriend of OJ saying he beat her not hard to believe makes sense, now if the ex was Justin Timberlake that would be harder to just accept.…